what is the funniest joke you heard?

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tj9991

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I don't know if this is the funniest, but it's one that sticks out in my mind:A man walks into a bar, and sits down, and orders a few drinks. Halfway into his beer, he hears a small voice say "You look great today!"He looks around, but there is no one sitting near him.He continues drinking, and hears another faint voice."You are a wonderful person!"He looks around again, still no one is near him.He begins to get a little worried, but continues drinking. A third voice is heard:"Everyone loves your sense of humor!"He gets fed up with it and tells the bartender he keeps hearing these small voices. The bartender replies:"Oh, those are the peanuts. They're complimentary"
 
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joelthemole2000

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My favorite, non-appropriate, non P/C, joke isWhat's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded.
 
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