Catloverforever1
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I am feeling slightly coo-coo right now and need something to say that will make me and those around me laugh
What is the funniest thing to say?
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RaiderNation
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DICK!
TheRevealingTruth
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just laugh for no reason then say a random object like my favorite "hehehe :3...wall" or "Thats a werid place to put a piano"
DDDDRandyKeilback
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Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Fart Fart Poo
dominator221
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1. Yell out loud to someone " No! I will not take off my pants.
2. Pants someone!
3. Get a jar of mayonnaise, and start throwing gobs of Mayo at someone.
Then of course, theres things to say about justin bieber!!
Funny Things To Say About Justin Bieber
1. The seventies called, was gonna ask for the hair back, then said never mind, keep it…
2. Recent quote from an interview: ”We’re just staying ourselves and remaining humble.” Right, because nothing says “humble” like a sixteen year-old in thousand dollar shades partying with Usher. He’s practically a monk.
3. Interesting statistic: 75% of all Justin Bieber album sales have been to priests.
4. Finally, a good role model for young lesbians!
5. If you think the songs are good now, wait till he gets to second base!
6. A good friend recently referred to Bieber as a “little twit” and I thought to myself: well that’s just…accurate.
7. Seriously Bieber, you’re causing little boys to get their asses kicked for getting hair like yours…
8. The Jonas Brothers have nothing to worry about. Wait, yes they do.
9. Somewhere there’s a daddy Bieber with his head in his hands…
10. I wish I had known that the twelve year old lesbian look would turn chicks on back when I was in high school, totally coulda pulled that off…
11. Turn that shit off, I thought you said Beaver Fever…
12. Fuck you for the whole cutesy flirting Kim Kardashian thing, you rich little asshole.
13. Hear that? It’s the sound of people who like good music running away…
14. I heard the original lyrics to “Baby” were “bottom bottom bottom…”
15. Please Justin, for God’s sake, the hair, cut it.
2. Pants someone!
3. Get a jar of mayonnaise, and start throwing gobs of Mayo at someone.
Then of course, theres things to say about justin bieber!!
Funny Things To Say About Justin Bieber
1. The seventies called, was gonna ask for the hair back, then said never mind, keep it…
2. Recent quote from an interview: ”We’re just staying ourselves and remaining humble.” Right, because nothing says “humble” like a sixteen year-old in thousand dollar shades partying with Usher. He’s practically a monk.
3. Interesting statistic: 75% of all Justin Bieber album sales have been to priests.
4. Finally, a good role model for young lesbians!
5. If you think the songs are good now, wait till he gets to second base!
6. A good friend recently referred to Bieber as a “little twit” and I thought to myself: well that’s just…accurate.
7. Seriously Bieber, you’re causing little boys to get their asses kicked for getting hair like yours…
8. The Jonas Brothers have nothing to worry about. Wait, yes they do.
9. Somewhere there’s a daddy Bieber with his head in his hands…
10. I wish I had known that the twelve year old lesbian look would turn chicks on back when I was in high school, totally coulda pulled that off…
11. Turn that shit off, I thought you said Beaver Fever…
12. Fuck you for the whole cutesy flirting Kim Kardashian thing, you rich little asshole.
13. Hear that? It’s the sound of people who like good music running away…
14. I heard the original lyrics to “Baby” were “bottom bottom bottom…”
15. Please Justin, for God’s sake, the hair, cut it.
yourgreatgranpa
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Guy walks into a bar and starts stabbing it with a screwdriver.
Bartender asks, "How come you're dressed like a termite?".
Bartender asks, "How come you're dressed like a termite?".