What is the funniest thing you ever heard a believe say to you about your atheism?

JohnG

Member
Atheists is this guy the biggest (not so smart guy) ever? He says, "you guys realize you are going to go to hell don't you?" they say no, then he says "huh?" It is so classic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUVFSVrTQR0

Have you had an experience like this?
 
I've been asked multiple insanely ignorant questions like "What stops atheists from doing immoral things?" These comments completely blindside me. I don't understand how someone can believe that you need the threat of horrible punishment to keep you from doing wrong things. :S
 

WonderWeirdo

New member
I once had a woman accuse me of actively engaging in child sacrifice and drinking the blood of babies. She didn't get the idea that I didn't believe in anything supernatural so there certainly wasn't any point to that.
 

MreMcSlopogus

New member
A shallow claim to Atheism comes off not too smart either...just the entire premise of your question and how you're so excited about it. Forgot the "R" on believe"r". Take it easy.Why worry about it.
 

Sonsof

New member
"Why are you going to hell for something you agree with? You don't like liars, thieves and adulterers and yet you have broken all of the Ten Commandments. You deserve hell you law breaking hypocrite and will have nobody to blame but yourself"
 

Nikonf5

Member
That you have to believe in god in order to deny him!, D'oh!, does that make the FSM real because people deny he is real. That I do believe I'm just being rebellious. That I cannot have morals without being Christian, etc. etc.
I love the claim that Dinosaur bones were put in the ground by the Devil to confuse people and test their faith!
 
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