What is the most you have ever eaten at once?

a whole pizza, but that was in like 3 years ago, now i put myself on a stringent diet and i only eat healthy foods and i lift and run on a daily basis (the ladies seem to like it :p)
 
Larry: "Everybody's got a water buffalo,
yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh where'd we get them?
I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo-ooooooooo.
I took my buffalo to the store,
got his head stuck in the door,
spilled some lima beans on the floor.
Oh everybody's got a ..."
Archibald: "Stop it, stop, stop right this instant!
What do you think you're doing? You can't
say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone
does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get
nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo?
Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you
prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just
stop being so silly!"
Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear
Larry sing ..."
Larry: "Everybody's got a baby kangaroo,
yours is pink but mine is blue.
Hers was small but ..."
Archibald: "STOP!!!!"
 
veggie tales FTW

Ehem.. And now it's time for love songs with Mr.Lunt,
The part of the show where Mr.Lunt comes out,
and Sings a love song.
He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger,
And i might like a milkshake as well",
She said to him "i cant give you either",
And he said "isn't this this burger bell?",
She said "yes it is, but were closed now,
But we open tommorow at ten!",
HE SAID "I AM EXTREMELY HUNGRY!!!!
But i guess i can wait until then......"

(Chorus)
Coz' your his Cheeseburger,
His yummy Cheeseburger,
He'll wait for you-ooo,
YAH! He'll wait for you-ooo,
Oh, You are his Cheeseburger,
His tasty Cheeseburger,
He'll wait for you-ooo,
Oh, he will wait for you.

(verse 2)
He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise,
He may have dozed of once or twice,
when he spotted a billboard for 'Denny's',
Bacon and Eggs for half price,
How could he resist such an offer?
He REALLY needed somthing to munch!
Cheeseburger please do not get angry!
He'll eat and be back here for lunch!

(Chorus)
Coz' your his Cheeseburger,
He's priceless Cheeseburger,
Be back for you-ooo,
He'll be back for you-ooo,
Won't be so long Cheeseburger,
Oh lovely Cheeseburger,
Be back for you-ooo,
Oh he'll be back for you!

(bridge)
Coz' he loves his Cheeseburger with all his heart,
And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two-oo apart,
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,
He would get down on his hands and knees,
To see if someone accidenly dropped some cheese in the dirt,
Then he would wash it up for you,
Wipe it up for you,
Clean that dirty cheese up just for YOU!!!!!!

You are his Cheese-bur-GER!!
 
me and two friends ate over 270 pieces of sushi, i had to have eaten like 90

another time i ate 50 chicken wings
 
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