What is the rant in "Away We Go" spoken by Jim Gaffigan?

Here it is, word for word:

"There's no water left anyway. Drought's comin. Like biblical flood but in reverse. Golf course'll be the first to go. Then the fountains -- all the water fountains. Restaurants. Basic services. Large mammals. Then the regular size mammals. Reptiles. Birds. Then people..."

On paper it's not very long, but it's the way he pauses that makes it sound so drawn out.
 
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