ChildFromUranus
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SUN:
Childlike innocent fun and entertainment at its finest! also rules staged humor and sitcoms.
MERCURY:
Is the original prankster! it's the funniest of the planets. simple and fast verbal jokes that are easily understood. light humor,pranks jokes you receive as text and so forth.
VENUS:
Romantic comedy, funny pick up lines. pleasurable smiles from having a good relaxing time, and light sexual jokes and hints (not too funny as pleasurable and sensual).
MARS:
Accidental comedy; stuff you see on america's funniest home videos with clumsy trips and falls or stunts gone wrong (also a mars/uranus aspect). also the use of foul language and swear words in a funny way, as well as playful wrestling.
JUPITER:
Is the happy go lucky jovial planet,I'd say it's as funny as mercury (though mercury still wins a point over jupiter 'cause it's much faster). Jupiter rules Philosophical jokes that are not as easy to understand as mercury, also cynical and wise @$$ comments. If mercury rules giggles and chuckles, jupiter rules laughing out loud with your belly shaking. Think santa claus ( a very jupiterian figure) going ho ho ho!
SATURN:
Wonder if it has any sense of humor because it's so darn serious! But I believe it would rule cold,dry humor,sarcasm and serious jokes that you think they are for real at first.
URANUS:
Rules internet humor and memes, random jokes,and sudden funny incidents,jokes that are surprisingly amusing.
I also think it rules jokers and clowns as an archetype,because it rules the fool card in the Tarot.
But with Uranus, make sure they're laughing WITH you and not AT your weirdness!
NEPTUNE:
Circus and magic shows.Rather trippy than funny.
PLUTO:
Has the last laugh. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
(also rules extremely crude jokes,painful irony,inside jokes,and ofcourse,sexual humor along with venus.)
For me I'd say Uranus, Moon, and Saturn -- naturally, of course.
Childlike innocent fun and entertainment at its finest! also rules staged humor and sitcoms.
MERCURY:
Is the original prankster! it's the funniest of the planets. simple and fast verbal jokes that are easily understood. light humor,pranks jokes you receive as text and so forth.
VENUS:
Romantic comedy, funny pick up lines. pleasurable smiles from having a good relaxing time, and light sexual jokes and hints (not too funny as pleasurable and sensual).
MARS:
Accidental comedy; stuff you see on america's funniest home videos with clumsy trips and falls or stunts gone wrong (also a mars/uranus aspect). also the use of foul language and swear words in a funny way, as well as playful wrestling.
JUPITER:
Is the happy go lucky jovial planet,I'd say it's as funny as mercury (though mercury still wins a point over jupiter 'cause it's much faster). Jupiter rules Philosophical jokes that are not as easy to understand as mercury, also cynical and wise @$$ comments. If mercury rules giggles and chuckles, jupiter rules laughing out loud with your belly shaking. Think santa claus ( a very jupiterian figure) going ho ho ho!
SATURN:
Wonder if it has any sense of humor because it's so darn serious! But I believe it would rule cold,dry humor,sarcasm and serious jokes that you think they are for real at first.
URANUS:
Rules internet humor and memes, random jokes,and sudden funny incidents,jokes that are surprisingly amusing.
I also think it rules jokers and clowns as an archetype,because it rules the fool card in the Tarot.
But with Uranus, make sure they're laughing WITH you and not AT your weirdness!
NEPTUNE:
Circus and magic shows.Rather trippy than funny.
PLUTO:
Has the last laugh. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
(also rules extremely crude jokes,painful irony,inside jokes,and ofcourse,sexual humor along with venus.)
For me I'd say Uranus, Moon, and Saturn -- naturally, of course.