What should I tell my husband to do, in order to dodge any future draft?

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Every day I catch him looking up a military draft and trying to figure out if its coming back. I told him not to worry, But he thinks its coming back. He is always doing research on the draft.

He shakes in bed, and wakes up in the middle of the night screaming, sweating scared, that he will have to go.

He tells me, he wants to goto the doctors and try to get paperwork that he has an injury, just in case, i dont know what to do.

What can i tell him to do in order to dodge the draft, something he knows will work, that he will just relax?
 
Tell him to vote republican.

But in the meantime, serving ones country is something to be proud of, not something to be paranoid about (unless BO is your commander-in-chief).

My son served 5 yrs in the Navy, and he learned soooo much. As a life experience, it was great for him, especially the discipline he learned.

There really are worse things in life than serving in the military, but I don't foresee this country ever returning to the draft.
 
Donate large sums of cash to your House rep and Senators. They'll get your back when the time comes.
 
Chop off a few toes. But if he is so afraid to serve his country, I bet he is too afraid to inflict any real pain upon himself. So up his dose of booze each day. That will quickly destroy his liver and his ability to serve, and help him sleep as well.
 
Tell him to start having sex with other men. They will need video evidence.
 
Get a divorce on the grounds that you caught him sleeping with another man.

This country is so homophobic that it will work.
 
During the last draft they only took those 18 and 19 years old. By the time there is another draft he will probably be too old.
 
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