What type of combat gear should I sport on Black Friday?

[TwebGuru]

2 handguns, sword, whip. gloves.

 

[metalheadjake]

full army outfit, a gun, and spikey shoes to step on all those soccer moms. haha. ull kick ass. and maybe a ketpack. no, definatly a jetpack!

 

[DanielleD]

BRING DISTRACTIONS!

marbles to make people trip

yell "OMG IPODS FOR 100 DOLLARS" and veer off to the wrong direction

 

[Hollywood]

a ninja outfit should do the trick

 

[Seeker™]

Would you like to borrow my razor blade suit?
Its one size fits most.....

 

[kel]

Steel-toed boots.

 

[towelie]

flame thrower...


and.. thermo goggles?

 

[towelie]

flame thrower...


and.. thermo goggles?

 

[a57moon]

Eau de Skunk!!! It makes everyone step back....

 

[Brett]

wtf?

 

[HDrider]

get at least Level III-A kevlar vest. Cover that with a tactical assault vest to hold your ak clips and frag grenades. youll also need a quick release leg mount holster for your 45..... You can prance right in walmart and take that barbie dream house just dont let em take you alive strong arm robbery with gun specs will get ya time in the bigg house.............

 

[Nat]

pepper spray

 

[Theresa]

wear combat fatigues that say "super mom" on the back!
throw fake grenades at enemy shoppers (they'll pee their pants, and no jail time for you! hopefully)

 

[Theresa]

wear combat fatigues that say "super mom" on the back!
throw fake grenades at enemy shoppers (they'll pee their pants, and no jail time for you! hopefully)