what was the funniest momment in your life??

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Nihil777

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title says it

mine was when me and my sister and dad were watching americas most wanted and this convo popped up

dad: see you guys thats why you need protection

me:mhm but ima beast so im good

sister:hahah funny

dad: sister ima buy you a tazer

sister: you cant buy them

dad:yea you can...

sister: they sell tazers to humans like us?????:dodgy:

me: i just laugh

mom: sister you are stupid....
 
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bake

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I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkeying around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Jarrett)'s dog, Jack, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Jarrett is trying to run away from Jack because Jack's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Jarrett submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Jarrett over to stand by the fence. I told him that Jack would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Jarrett gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Jarrett, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Jack begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Jarrett, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort.
 
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CaraM

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I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkey around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Jarrett)'s dog, Jack, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Jarrett is trying to run away from Jack because Jack's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Jarrett submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Jarrett over to stand by the fence. I told him that Jack would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Jarrett gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Jarrett, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Jack begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Jarrett, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort.
 
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thirteenfruitloops

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I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkeying around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Larry)'s dog, Duke, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Larry is trying to run away from Duke because Duke's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Larry submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Larry over to stand by the fence. I told him that Duke would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Larry gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Larry, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Duke begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Larry, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort.
 
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bett3r

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I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkey around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Jarrett)'s dog, Jack, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Jarrett is trying to run away from Jack because Jack's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Jarrett submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Jarrett over to stand by the fence. I told him that Jack would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Jarrett gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Jarrett, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Jack begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Jarrett, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort.
 
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