what was the funniest momment in your life??

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Stewie

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I have no clue. It was probably with my best friend and there was a couple of times when i rofl, but i don't have a clue what it was over. Probably something stupid.
 
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kiss_n_hug1

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I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkeying around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Larry)'s dog, Duke, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Larry is trying to run away from Duke because Duke's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Larry submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Larry over to stand by the fence. I told him that Duke would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Larry gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Larry, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Duke begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Larry, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort.
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AlexisInfectious®

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I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkey around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Jarrett)'s dog, Jack, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Jarrett is trying to run away from Jack because Jack's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Jarrett submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Jarrett over to stand by the fence. I told him that Jack would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Jarrett gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Jarrett, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Jack begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Jarrett, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort.
 
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mis_silverheart

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I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkeying around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Jarrett)'s dog, Jack, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Jarrett is trying to run away from Jack because Jack's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Jarrett submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Jarrett over to stand by the fence. I told him that Jack would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Jarrett gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Jarrett, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Jack begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Jarrett, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort.
 
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btd024

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me and my friend were at the museum of somethin or other in washington DC. he walked through the metal detector and set it off. the lady asked him if he had anything in his pockets. (we went to the spy museum earlier and he got a comb like a switchblade). he poped it out and the lady screamed and almost shitted her pants. in a classic voice she screamed " wow wow what chu got what chu got!" all of the sudden 4 or five gaurds poped around the corner with shot guns and M16's. they started laughing their freakin heads off when they saw the comb. after, she was talkin to us saying she needed her lunch break a little earlier. lol it was freakin hilarious the way she screamed lol
 
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Hollista

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Today, this girl told me she failed her road test. I ask why. She said: I didn't know you weren't supposed to have 2 feet. I asked, you mean the distance between cars? She says no, I had one foot on the brakes, and one on the gas.

Rofl what a tard.
 
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nightcringe

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I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkeying around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Larry)'s dog, Duke, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Larry is trying to run away from Duke because Duke's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Larry submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Larry over to stand by the fence. I told him that Duke would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Larry gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Larry, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Duke begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Larry, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort
 
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