what was the funniest momment in your life??

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Brunette_girl

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I was at a tournament for soccer a year or 2 back that lasted a couple days. It was a 3 or 4 hour drive from home, so we decided just to rent a hotel room and stay the night. Me and my friends have this huge competition over shotgun, idk why but its so rewarding to beat the other fuckers to the punch. Anyways, we woke up the second day and we walk outside our door and into the hall way. As we do, my friend closes the door and my other friend is waiting right next to him. Me, being the clever little shit i am, was halfway down the hall, right infront of the doorframe that led to the stairwell and out to the parking lot. At this point i already know i got shotgun, but i wanted to add insult to injury. I yell "hey fuckers, guess what?!" They both looked up and gave me that look like "wtf do you want?". I scream at the top of my lungs "SHOTGUN!!!" and turn around in a dead sprint and ran smack dab into the side of the door frame, face first. I fell over crying... partially because of my nose, partically because of how fucking retarded i was. Both my friends roll over crying laughing. People start coming outta there rooms wonderin what the fuck is goin on. We end up crawling out to the car and laugh all the way to the field.
 
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Dave87gn

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I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkeying around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Jarrett)'s dog, Jack, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Jarrett is trying to run away from Jack because Jack's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Jarrett submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Jarrett over to stand by the fence. I told him that Jack would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Jarrett gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Jarrett, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Jack begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Jarrett, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort.
 
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terriertough

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Well first Me and my friends had a sleep over when i was about 12 and half if I'm not mistaken. Anyways, we started to watch girs gone wild snoop dogg editon.
not the real video,the show thats like a commercial, so there was no nudity, .But my other friend (theres 3 of us) he ask me and the other friend if we have ever "jacked off" and we were like "what is that" and he said " ok i gotta show you then"


This then preceded to us blindfolding each other and wacking each other off till the first one "came to forwishing" if you know what i mean.



Now that i think about, it was really gay. but we were just experimenting.
 
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itsxoutrageous

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I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkey around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Jarrett)'s dog, Jack, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Jarrett is trying to run away from Jack because Jack's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Jarrett submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Jarrett over to stand by the fence. I told him that Jack would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Jarrett gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Jarrett, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Jack begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Jarrett, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort.
 
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BeachLoverxxx

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Mmmm, I'll have to say maybe 3-4 years back when my cousin was visiting. I was 15 at the time and my cousin was 16. We went swimming in my grandparents pool just about every day and eventually got bored so we began plotting some crazy antics. I won't go into full detail of the more dismal stunts, but one stood out : Jumping off the roof into the pool naked onto a raft. We laughed at the idea for a good 3-4 days (obviously no one was going to attempt this. Also, the roof is pretty damn high and if you were to get on it, another whole neighborhood is visible). I remeber my exact statement on one of the days: "Only a man with some serious balls would do that" (Obvious forshadowing). Fast forward to the day of the event. I am laying on a raft drinking a coke and my brother is doing something in the pool. My cousin gets out and says he is going to go get a drink. As I am laying on the raft catching some rays, I hear my name called. I look around, I see nothing. I hear my name again and I look around with a confused look and then the words "Up here" are heard. I nearly shit a brick as I see my cousin standing up on the roof in the nude. Not because he managed to get up onto this massive structure, but because the man was fucking hung. We're not talking "Oh, that's slightly bigger than mine", we're talking Peter North sized, raging mountain gorilla sized. I never thought it was possible to really "cock-slap" someone until I saw this monumental shaft. I mean, HIS fucking DICK was almost as big as my HAND. I get off the raft in shock, with a look my brother described as "You looked like you just saw a ghost" and doing the only thing I could thing of doing. I swam away. He starts running and jumps. His dick began to establish velocity with the air as it slowly tilted upward. (Think of a plan slowing taking off). As I witness this I see he is jumping towards my raft. I see he is coming up short and hear the most disturbing sound ever. I watch his dick hit the raft and it made an audible smack. I began laughing uncontrollably and pissing myself at the time. Even though this is the funniest moment of my life, it is also up there with the most disturbing.

Edit Tldr - Ouch
 
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Georgiellx

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When my friend and I pee'd into a bottle and convinced some annoying fat kid that it was a new energy drink. He drank it and it was lulzy.
 
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