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what was the funniest momment in your life??
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BRizzleRay
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too bad those things are made from plastic and wouldn't set off an alarm...
I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkey around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Jarrett)'s dog, Jack, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Jarrett is trying to run away from Jack because Jack's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Jarrett submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Jarrett over to stand by the fence. I told him that Jack would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Jarrett gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Jarrett, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Jack begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Jarrett, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort.
I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkey around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Jarrett)'s dog, Jack, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Jarrett is trying to run away from Jack because Jack's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Jarrett submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Jarrett over to stand by the fence. I told him that Jack would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Jarrett gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Jarrett, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Jack begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Jarrett, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort.
suigenerislimpetus
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Because they're all exactly the same.
I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkeying around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Larry)'s dog, Duke, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Larry is trying to run away from Duke because Duke's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Larry submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Larry over to stand by the fence. I told him that Duke would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Larry gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Larry, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Duke begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Larry, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort.
I'm such a fucking trendsetter.
I'm such a fucking trendsetter.
I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkeying around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Larry)'s dog, Duke, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Larry is trying to run away from Duke because Duke's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Larry submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Larry over to stand by the fence. I told him that Duke would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Larry gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Larry, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Duke begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Larry, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort.
ok this was the funny moment of my life because it was so ironic.
when i worked at a movie theater we had one guy there that always took the push broom because it was the easiest way to clean the theater but because he stood on them they always broke.
well we had just gotten some new ones and i was telling everyone not to let that guy have them because he would only break them. i mean i kept saying it because i love being lazy and wanted these good push brooms to last.
well it was a big night and we had to hurry to clean this one theater. im sweeping pretty fast because 2 minutes later we had to clean another theater. it breaks mid isle and sweep.
my reaction is of course "mother fucker!!!!" and i take the broom head and throw it across the theater and start slamming the handle against the floor bending it. im cursing so hard right now because i was the one to break it right after i told no one to let the other guy use it because i thought HE would break it.
my best friend is in front of me when this happens and just breaks out laughing so hard that he actually pee'd himself a little and fell over.
when i worked at a movie theater we had one guy there that always took the push broom because it was the easiest way to clean the theater but because he stood on them they always broke.
well we had just gotten some new ones and i was telling everyone not to let that guy have them because he would only break them. i mean i kept saying it because i love being lazy and wanted these good push brooms to last.
well it was a big night and we had to hurry to clean this one theater. im sweeping pretty fast because 2 minutes later we had to clean another theater. it breaks mid isle and sweep.
my reaction is of course "mother fucker!!!!" and i take the broom head and throw it across the theater and start slamming the handle against the floor bending it. im cursing so hard right now because i was the one to break it right after i told no one to let the other guy use it because i thought HE would break it.
my best friend is in front of me when this happens and just breaks out laughing so hard that he actually pee'd himself a little and fell over.
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trinitypaintball16
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was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkey around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Jarrett)'s dog, Jack, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Jarrett is trying to run away from Jack because Jack's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Jarrett submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Jarrett over to stand by the fence. I told him that Jack would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Jarrett gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Jarrett, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Jack begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Jarrett, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort.
joelle3602
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This one time I totally Salmon'd myself right in my pants.
Mil3yCyrus
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this one time I was at a friend's party and me and my good friend and these two girls were chilling in the garage. well across the street was this big ass simoan dude that kinda looked like this guy.
only he wore glasses like Clark Kent
he was across the street rearranging his fridge in the garage and me and my friend were making jokes about him saying like caveman and shit. well he looked up at us once when I laughed hella loud then went back to his fridge. It was funny because when he went up to the house next door he looked directly at us in the garage then yelled incoherent phrases that sounded like a retarded child were crying for help. it was pretty funny
he was across the street rearranging his fridge in the garage and me and my friend were making jokes about him saying like caveman and shit. well he looked up at us once when I laughed hella loud then went back to his fridge. It was funny because when he went up to the house next door he looked directly at us in the garage then yelled incoherent phrases that sounded like a retarded child were crying for help. it was pretty funny