Whats a very funny joke that can make any chick smile? For a conversation starter...?

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I need a very funny conversation starter that will put a smile on any chick...Do you guys have examples?

Don't give me perverted, sexual and stupid jokes...not even flirty just normal and FUNNY!

P.S. I was thinking of this for a conversation start on facebook ...
There is a poke button on facebook and I thought I would poke the girl I like...then message her that I poked her like the Pillsbury dough-boy? from there on...i'll improv
is it funny or kinda stupid?
 
Uhm, well if she's insecure about her weight, she'll just get mad at you.
Never do things on facebook, it says you're lazy and you think the girl is just a booty call. Not you per se, that's just the message you send out.
 
If your going for cheesie pick up lines...say something stupid like, "You must be a parkin' ticket cause you've got FINE written all over you!" Or, "I lost my phone and all its numbers...hook me up?" She will laugh, and love that you had enough courage to say something that stupid. You have to say the jokes in a way that says, "I know I'm being dumb, and I know you think it's cute." If you give off that vibe, she will most likely understand and latch on to it. She'll like it. Another one is, "Are you tired? Cause you've been runnin' through my mind all day looong!" or "Smile if you want me!" Any of these will make her laugh. You can also try to ask some people about what jokes they think are the funniest, and try them on her. But, most of all, just be yourself. If you do....she will fall head over heals. (;
 
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