What's the best way for a candidate to get the vote of "real" Americans a.k.a....
..."Muricans"? 1. Accuse his opponent of "looking French"
2. Bragging out how he went to college and decided to sleepwalk through it so as not to get indoctrinated.
3. Accusing his opponent of being an effete pseudo-European even if that opponent may have served his country in the military while the candidate in question did not.
4. Boast of how his family values while having a homosexual relationship on the side.
5. Bash gays while being a closeted one.
6.Brag about never reading.
7. Have a history of lying, corporate theft, aggression but have no evidence of ever having cheated on his wife, therefore he's a paragon of virtue!
8. Go to church every Sunday but do the complete opposite of everything Jesus taught.
9. Brag about never having gone to a foreign country.
10. Come from a Blue Blooded family, but cultivate an image of a monosyllabic, beer-swilling good ole boy.
..."Muricans"? 1. Accuse his opponent of "looking French"
2. Bragging out how he went to college and decided to sleepwalk through it so as not to get indoctrinated.
3. Accusing his opponent of being an effete pseudo-European even if that opponent may have served his country in the military while the candidate in question did not.
4. Boast of how his family values while having a homosexual relationship on the side.
5. Bash gays while being a closeted one.
6.Brag about never reading.
7. Have a history of lying, corporate theft, aggression but have no evidence of ever having cheated on his wife, therefore he's a paragon of virtue!
8. Go to church every Sunday but do the complete opposite of everything Jesus taught.
9. Brag about never having gone to a foreign country.
10. Come from a Blue Blooded family, but cultivate an image of a monosyllabic, beer-swilling good ole boy.