So I've emailed him hundreds of times, I've texted him constantly, and driven by his house at 3 AM more times than I can count. I'd like to step my game up a bit, show him how much he really means to me. I was thinking of making a collage of pictures I took while spying on him doing every day activities- being on the toliet, masturbating, picking his nose- and then sending it to him. What other homemade gifts can I give to show I care?