ThePotMonkey
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i know a good one but i cant say cause ill get reported
thakur66664
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A Horse fell in dirty mud.
A little boy goes to school and the teacher asks him ''why did u bring your cat to school?'' the little boy replies ''well I heard my daddy tell my mommy when the kids leave im gonna eat that pussy up''
And this one is pretty good
A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working.
So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, she's running around thrilled and happy. "Oh, my God. I can't believe how well that worked," she thinks to herself. That night she puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two hours. The next day, she's even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills in his food.
Two weeks go by without any word from this woman, so Santa decides to give her a call. A little boy answers the phone. Santa says, "Little boy, is your mother home?"
"No, she's...who's this?" the little boy asks. "I'm a friend of your mother's and I gave her some pills to help her out a couple of weeks ago. Maybe you know how it's going?"
"That was you?!" the little boy says. "Let me tell you -- Mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my *** hurts and Dad's in the attic going, 'Here kitty, kitty, kitty.' "
Haha xD
And this one is pretty good
A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working.
So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, she's running around thrilled and happy. "Oh, my God. I can't believe how well that worked," she thinks to herself. That night she puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two hours. The next day, she's even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills in his food.
Two weeks go by without any word from this woman, so Santa decides to give her a call. A little boy answers the phone. Santa says, "Little boy, is your mother home?"
"No, she's...who's this?" the little boy asks. "I'm a friend of your mother's and I gave her some pills to help her out a couple of weeks ago. Maybe you know how it's going?"
"That was you?!" the little boy says. "Let me tell you -- Mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my *** hurts and Dad's in the attic going, 'Here kitty, kitty, kitty.' "
Haha xD
YoiandDoubleYoi
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It's not the dirtiest, but I like it.
A penguin took his car to the repair shop. There was an ice cream stand across the street, so the penguin told the guy at the counter that he'd wait over there while they checked out his car.
It was a hot day, so while the penguin was eating his ice cream cone, he dribbled all over the front of himself. About 10 minutes later, a mechanic came over looking for him and asked, "Hey, you the guy that blew a seal?"
And the penguin looked down at himself and said, "No, it's just ice cream."
A penguin took his car to the repair shop. There was an ice cream stand across the street, so the penguin told the guy at the counter that he'd wait over there while they checked out his car.
It was a hot day, so while the penguin was eating his ice cream cone, he dribbled all over the front of himself. About 10 minutes later, a mechanic came over looking for him and asked, "Hey, you the guy that blew a seal?"
And the penguin looked down at himself and said, "No, it's just ice cream."