What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

[LP]

We were playing a class game where you bet whether two coins were going to get heads or tails. using your hands, you could put one on head one on your butt or both.
it was down to the last two and i had had both my hands on my butt the whole time but the person i was against also was putting their hands on their butt. i was told i had to change and said something along the lines of 'oh, but my butt has been magic this whole time!"
then everyone started laughing and our teacher, who wasn't very serious, said , do you think that is appropriate. not too embarrassing but a funny story.
btw the other person won the game with my tactic

 

[Crush]

(i've got a whack.)
i saw my friend (guy) come out of the bathroom swearing and when he saw me, he said,"What, you waiting for turn? Need help with it?")
Kinda gross but i blushed like mad and he laughed at that.
Plus, it kinda stank when he got out. but i couldn't tell him THAT!

 

[tofffees]

Losing all my baggage and having no money or possessions recently