What's the worst thing you could possibly say when greeting your gf?

[GregJ]

Because my gf reckons I said it lol....I need some examples of far worse things I could have said

 

[Joe]

so...last night was fun. i left out a little fun fact tho....crabssss!!!!!!!

 

[wanttoknowbasis]

your mom was ggod last night

 

[Emma]

Have you put on weight?
Have you lost weight?
You look tired?

 

[Hammerheart]

Your ex's name..?

 

[Nadia]

Hey *****