i don't have much of a life (no job, no car, live with mom and dad) but money isn't a problem, don't like bars or shopping, and desperately need a romantic partner if only for a little while (has to be between 30 and 40)
dis here morning ah noticed uh funky smell commin from muh poon-tang. When I opened muh legs an' pushed ah had some stanky cottage cheese gushing out muh ma fckn poontang! muh nig dont care he says its seasoning an' spread some o' dat sheeit on his fried chickins. Im bout gonna loose muh mind up in hurr! It stanks so bad it be commin out ma mouth when ah be jivin'. What iz wrong wiff me? an dat boil on mah assses be hutin bad! yall noe how dat be!