Which is your favorite? Need a laugh? I found these quotes on t'shirts?

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humptydumpty

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-Caffeine is proof that God loves us and wants us to pay attention-
-So far this is the oldest I have ever been-
-Careful or you'll end up in my novel-
and this is my favorite:
-I am the Grammarian about whom your mother warned you!-

HAHAHAAHa!
Ma!! OMG!!! I guffawed out loud, squawked some too!
gee guys, these are great answers! Oh except the bargain one. But I love a bargain too!
Wantedd - past/ past tense, see? :)
HH, I was wondering where you were! I almost live on caffeine - good for you to kick it! I also know your grammar skills are exceptional. (no foolin')
Peter, you are so risque! My husband laughed shockingly loud about the "stress' one!
 
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Ruthie

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The one I like best is: "This is the oldest I have ever been." I think, that is adorable and makes me crack a smile. Good for you for making us smile!
 
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Ma

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Those are all great, but my favorite is still one pa used to wear during our Harley days when I'd ride on the back....it said

"If you can read this,
the b*tch fell off."
 
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Peter

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My two favorite t-shirts are:

"STRESS: That confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living $hit out of some a$$hole who desperately needs it."

"I am the man from Nantucket!"

I used to wear those to the gym years ago, but the one that provoked the biggest shock was a silk-screened one of an Amish wagon, and more for the conversation accompanying it.

Snooty Lady: "I like the t-shirt; were you in Lancaster County?"

Me: "No, my brother visited with his wife and he brought it back for me."

Snooty Lady: "Well that was certainly thoughtful of him."

Me: "Yes, he bought it in the middle of Intercourse and his wife never even missed him."


Oh well, that's show biz.
 
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smmnnmmmnmmousm

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BAHAHAHAHA!!!
I just saw a T-shirt the other day and it said: I'm too sexy for my hair. That's how come it isn't there.
Lol (;

And I love this one about Amish people: http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/servlet/the-1601/amish-gone-wild-t/Detail
HAHAHA! (:
 
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5ft7TexasHeaven

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LOLOL big hugs and yes I have some, I even own a few

I so wish these were my brains

If God wanted to give ya these you'd still be be a 34 C cup

Come on who carries a Banana in their pocket?

No I ain't here to play you show me yours and I'll show ya mine.

Is that you I smell or just the trash ya forgot to take out?

Um yeah she's mine, don't ya see the leash?

If ya think yer walkin the talk, yer stumblin so just shut up.

I so love T shirts and the statements, but I use em too.

"Oops I'm sorry I spilled my drink on you."

LOLOL, I'm so a brat.
 
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DERRICKGASKIN

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I 'liked' the joke in very small print on the back of a Tshirt but you may be offended but I'm broadminded, I hope you are too.
'I was in bed with my girlfriend and she said, 'Are you a pervert?' And I replied, 'That's a big word for a nine-year-old.'
I'll probably get reported for that one but it was on the Tshirt.
 
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HappyHiram

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The grammarian line is priceless!!!

I just gave up coffee three weeks ago. I still fall asleep when anyone else is talking. Maybe God wants me to not pay attention. Narco-Philoso-lepsy????
 
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