Who wants to be a pirate?

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In light of my latest journal entry, who wants to run away and become a Pirate with me? We'll wear baggy clothes and yell stuff like "avast!" and "arggggh" a lot. We can drink rum and pillage villages, and ships and stuff. I think Kickchick and KGirl can be the ship wenches who go around slapping everyone who gets out of line.... Though if we run into Johnny Depp, KC's out of there.
You weapons guys can get us swords and knives and stuff. I'll let the global mods choose who the shipboard idiot will be...Hey I don't even want to be captain, nominations are open tho....
 
Avast ye Scurvy Knaves! Blast all ye landlubbers and hoist the main sail! How is that? Would I make a good pirate? Can I wear an eyepatch? I know I am a girl, but I still think I would make a good pirate-I've got a nasty dispostion and have awesome powers of making people do things they don't want to do. Ahoy mateys, permission to come aboard captain?
 
As much as pirates are the most hated enemy of ninjas I want to be one...I...I am a closet pirate. All will agree my chest is of pirate proportions, and I have a couple of tattoos and a brand. That's pirate isn't it? I LOOOOOOOVE rum, the cheaper the better. And I did a weapons MA for 3 years, can I come, can I huh? Huh?? Pleaaaaaaaase? I'll be so hardcore I'll wear two eyepatches. Erm actually I think I'll just go barechested, that'll be me, the barechested pirate guy, everyship needs one if not a few.
Can Geisha Girl come too and be one of the shipmates? I know she would hate for me to run off with my pirate chest and not be able to tag along.
 
.... like Anne Bonny & Mary Read famous and notorious female pirates !



Did u say Johnny Depp??? :sigh:
 
Count me in!
I'm sure you could use a mouth as foul as mine aboard ship!
(Not to mention I'm the only one of you landlubbers who can tell a mainbrace from a jibsheet... )
I move that our first target be the oil tanker 'condoleeza rice'- all those in favour say 'aye'
 
Boy, this is going to be a fun Pirate ship. I had to double check with Eightfolds profile to see he was a guy or a girl with the barechested part. Where can we fit Booksie in. She can be the daughter of the British governor or something. I knew I'd get KC with the Johnny Depp part!!! KC ==> Johnny Depp...

Cheap rum, two eye patches, this is moving quick. Maybe we can have the women be the Captains?
 
gets my vote, I like a woman in charge
er.... can anybody navigate? I failed that course...
 
See what you pick up when you travel the seas?
Lol!! Thanks 8 for bringing me on. I mean barechested tattoed shaved head branded pirate guy lol. If Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom show up though I think I'll be jumping ship with KC though lol.8 lol 2 eypatches!!
 
AYE! let's blast the crap out of that sell out condaleeza rice.

on another emaculated note...should I be concerned that I came off ambiguously when applying for the role of manly pirate?
 
Hey I have a tattoo and I have a few scars kinda pirate-ish... I won't be going barechested on this ship though (unless Orlando or Johnny are aboard LOL) Argh
 
Geisha's invited, there are always asians aboard. We have to get a good mix of people! Anything does a great pirate voice. We may need two ships!!
 
Canadian pirates? Sure, we've got a few more from up north on board. And what about the Irish and the Scots, don't they have great beards? But can they stay out in the sun for very long? And surgingshark, your sister can come to if she wants...
 
So what exactly are we going to be doing? Here is a short list of things pirates do...
Slave Trade (my vote)
Attack other ships and loot, in other words "pirate"
Treasure hunt
be mean to people for no apparent reason (which is reason enough since we're pirates)
Drink
Dance
Sing (while drinking)
Fight (also my vote)
And what is the name of our ship? I think "The Eightfold" would be a good name, in my totally unbiased opinion that is.
Oh yeah, and I call dibs on top bunk and the lookout post...although wtih two eye patches that might be problematic...
 
Ok first lets get SH#T faced drunk on cheap rum then invade a village loot and plunder set it on fire on the way out and move on to the next village steal a few ships beause I think our crew is gonna be getting to big for our ship or too wild. the women can lure the village men out of the village so no one is there to protect the village when our ship mates plunder then the women can drown the men of the village cut their throats or something....
 
Oh my god that is awful. You are one bad pirate Geisha.

And we really do need a cool ship name, I was JK about naming it after me. Something cool like "The SS more powerful than, batman, spiderman, superman, and the incredible hulk put together." Thoughts?
 
Ewwww, cutting throats, thats kind of messy. Okay, but we have to do it outdoors. Indoors we'll use our pirate martial arts skills. As to what we'll do, who cares, we're pirates. We'll do whatever we want! Okay, we do need a good pirate ship name, nominations are open for that.
 
does why aye count? if aye, then why aye.


i probably could (which way is it to college again? doesnt matter )

I even know where to get a canny ship from
 
Ok well cut throats outdoors and then toss the bodies into the water so in case we didn't kill em the first time they'll drown and hey we have to feed the sharks. I have a name for our ship Cerridwen : Goddess of Death and Rebirth ok sounds feme but hey fem fatale' We bring death and the rebirth of pirates
 
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