A pirate ship was sailing the Caribbean, when the look-out in the masts shouted, "Cap'n! A Royal Navy vessel off to our starboard side!" The pirate captain shouts to his cabin boy, "Arrrr! Go to me cabin, and bring me my red shirt!"
A battle soon begins, and the pirates soundly defeat the Royal Navy. The next day, the look-out again shouts, "Cap'n, there's TWO ships of Her Majesty's Navy off our port side!" "Arr!!!" shouts the captain, and to his cabin boy he says, "Prepare for battle! Bring me my red shirt!" and once again, both ships of the Royal Navy are sent into the abyss.
That night, during the victory celebration, the quartermaster and cabin boy ask the captain, "What is the significance of your red shirt every time we go into battle?" to which the captain responds, "That way, if I am injured, and start to bleed, the crew won't know, and they will think I am invincible in battle..." The quartermaster nods and smiles at his captain's great leadership secret.
The next day, the lookout spots TEN ships of the British Navy, and informs the pirate captain of them.
The captain looks a little pale, but orders his men to their general quarters, and calls to his cabin boy, "Bring me my red shirt lad! " The captain thinks a minute, and says, "And ye better bring me my brown pants, too!"
If women be Captains then how's about the PMS Crimson Tide?
A battle soon begins, and the pirates soundly defeat the Royal Navy. The next day, the look-out again shouts, "Cap'n, there's TWO ships of Her Majesty's Navy off our port side!" "Arr!!!" shouts the captain, and to his cabin boy he says, "Prepare for battle! Bring me my red shirt!" and once again, both ships of the Royal Navy are sent into the abyss.
That night, during the victory celebration, the quartermaster and cabin boy ask the captain, "What is the significance of your red shirt every time we go into battle?" to which the captain responds, "That way, if I am injured, and start to bleed, the crew won't know, and they will think I am invincible in battle..." The quartermaster nods and smiles at his captain's great leadership secret.
The next day, the lookout spots TEN ships of the British Navy, and informs the pirate captain of them.
The captain looks a little pale, but orders his men to their general quarters, and calls to his cabin boy, "Bring me my red shirt lad! " The captain thinks a minute, and says, "And ye better bring me my brown pants, too!"
If women be Captains then how's about the PMS Crimson Tide?
