Do those spikes retract for safe keeping? Reminds me of the blue alien Stich. He was a dangerous fella if ever there be one, argh.
A living person for a mascot? Argh, I don't know. We be pirates and pirates don't care about the feelings of anybody but themselves, except when they're wooing women, but still, maybe this pointy demon would make a better secret weapon than a mascot, aye? If ever we're too drunk to properly pillage a port of its fine people and properties, how 'bout we send in the pretty pointy-haired sister to do our work. Aye? Spikes in the head! Argh, she must be dangerous.
Me sister don't care bout no man's feelings only about hers she be a good weapon...I be in aggrement she be more like a weapon then mascot..the two of us together oooohh we be a force to wrecken with...mix the other two sisters.....whole villages be at their knees begging for death....arghhh
OH ME PICK ME!!! but i refuse to be anything girlie like a wench or anything like that im a fighter so pass me a sword and lets go pillage some villages and stuff YARGH MATIESS!!!
The Cap'n
Profile: Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scallawag who stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You are Charlie's Angels without so much "Charlie" and decidedly light on the "Angel." Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone - Man, Woman or Individual of Transgender or indecipherable Sexual Identification - to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
Trust me TKDIreland, you don't have to be girlie like on THIS ship...we like pirettes who can swash their buckles with the best of them. But you have to drink rum and pillage a village, and let Kickchick and KGirl have Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Other than that we're pretty open about things.
The Cap'n
Profile: Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scallawag who stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You are Charlie's Angels without so much "Charlie" and decidedly light on the "Angel." Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone - Man, Woman or Individual of Transgender or indecipherable Sexual Identification - to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
I fear posting my picture would turn you into stone just looking at it.I be a fearsome one!!! Last man to lay eyes upon me .....well I plucked em out of his head and snapped his neck without so much as laying a finger on the lad...