Evil Kinjoro Evil!!! Just you wait, the pirates' retribution will be swift an mean. You will regret the day you threatened us with Brussel Sprouts and poured out the rum (not that it really matters I don't care about the rum ). All the same, the pirate authority must not be challenged (unless of course it is by me) orthe kitten gets it. Replace the rum and remove the sprouts!
Pirates eat cats? I knew there was something evil about them! But I'm not a little kitty; I'm a big, mean grown-up cat! Sharp fangs and claws! And I have an unlimited supply of brussels sprouts and liver!
Freeform, you'd really eat that cute little Scottish Fold kitten?
Yarr, t'would appear like ye seafaring moderator Freefrom has taken the ears of the kitten as a starter to be sure(a delicacy pon the high sea's I been told).
Could ye Freeform tell me if ye small kitten taste anything like chikcen?
Kickchick, I thought you made the "kitty bagel" at the bottom of your page. We'll keelhaul anyone who wants to mutiny. Make them eat the brussel sprouts and liver also....
{{Make note: Ninja plan to create divisiveness among the pirates is working. I shall now sit down to a large dish of nice, green, delicious, perfectly cooked, fresh, young, sweet, tender...