Who wants to be a pirate?

Baint doin thaaaaart, cap'n.

Pirate speak for colonials :
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html
 
Your best mate does look amazingly like Capt. Jack Sparrow! :sigh:

That is right spacepimp ! September 19th is "Talk Like a Pirate Day"

... the thread lives!
 
Hmmm...clan of pirates? gaggle of pirates? pride of pirates? coven of pirates? What is the collective term for a group of pirates?
 
A rampage of Pirates? A ravishment? A stench of pirates!

Avast ye dogs! belay that! I'll splice you in a minute! The mizzen topgallant sail looks like a manky hanky! Go and check the crosscatharpins! arrr! where's me grog! no, sod that get me some brandy! arr! hic! thatsh better! now....where am I?....hic!
 
hic....hey!...where my bottle!......hic! Ya scurrulous knave! C'mere an' I'll gie ye a doin'! Ya bam! Arrr! *staggers towards Tika, but falls over hitting head on capstan and starts snoring loudly*
 
*kicks the vampire till he rolls on his side and stops snoring*

Arrgg.... all these pirates and their loud snoring... shiver me timbers... I wish I could make them all walk the plank....arrrrrrr....
 
*snore!* *snore!* *snore!* *snore!* *snore!* *snore!* *snore!* *snore!* *snore!* *snore!* *snore!* *snore!* *snore!* *snore!*
 
...uh?..wassa matter?... A fight yer after is it?
*whips out his weapon* Ha! Ha! Arr!









weapon is a primed and loaded pistol!
 
A pistol... that doesnt seem to go with the pirate code...*pulls out holy water, garlic, and a cross....and a stake...*
 
well....thrown all the mircosh-te down to davey jones locker! arr! 'as to be good stuff tho'! arr!

Bilge-pump 2004 (anti-virus software)
Porthole ver1.1 (operating system)

Arr! er..um..arr!

vam-pyrat? I like it! arrr! no where's that other bottle?
 
Tika, this has been a really convoluted thread. I started it in one of my depressed periods, asking all who wished to join to run away and be a pirate with me. I believe, if I remember right, that KGirl and Kickchick are the captinas, what with their being Global/Universal/All knowing/All Powerful mods that they are. I'm a first mate/doctor in charge of the alcohol stores and Lucy the Terrible is the "First Wench" in charge of, whatever wenches are in charge of. Kinjiro is attempted to sabotage Kickchicks global search for Johnny Depp in a speedo by introducing brussel sprouts and liver into our otherwards perfect pirate dining experiences. Opus is first Penguin, I hereby name Pippin as the first Dog/Pup in charge of chasing cats/rats/ninjas. So of course YOU TOO can be a pirate. We have a number of pirates assisting us in various ways. So if you can come up with a good job title we'll put you to work.
 
...did someone say steak? yumm! arr!

pirate code? is that like C++ or something?

pistol is flintlock.

...there's my other bottle! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! aah!
*falls over again, unconsious but not snoring!*
 
For those of you who would like to become a Pirate on the high seas, I'm happy to recomend this:

http://www20.brinkster.com/murraygoodwin/downloads_games.shtml

"The Secret of Monkey Island" - my favourite game ever and now legally availble for free as "abandonware". The graphics may not be top notch any more, but the story, humour and characters are better than any film. Give it a go!
 
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