Who wants to be a pirate?

From what I heard on the radio tonight - we could set our sights on the latest idea for reality TV.

It is set in a prison cell on board ship, and it follows the troubles between the inmates of the cell. They are going to call it:




Brig Bother
 
Aaaaaargghh! As long as I have me clipboard of doom (call now for extra hidden spikes) I fear no one on the 7 seas
*(In)human resourses*
 
Lady Calynne, long time no see I'm not that terrible, you remember me, we had a nice discussion in TKD check-in about a year ago. I'm only terrible to those that deserve it {{{Looks at Kwaj and Alex}}}
 
WHAT!!!!! Me who rescued you from those brussel sprout eating, liver sniffing ninja penguin pirate wannabees???????? I may cry...
 
Aarg... me remembers booksie_girl the royal navy was on my tail and I was a hiding in my seceret hiding place thingie, posing as a merchant. Its secret.
 
ARRRRGGGHHH!

Every pirate ship needs a sawbones!! I even have my own parrot!!

C
 
Only so you could force me out onto the plank and stand there gloating at the prospect of making me jump. Luckily, my super Pirate TKD saved me
 
{{KT goes looking for Kurohana; it appears that the pirate menace rears its head once again. Gotta gather the Ninjas.}}
 
They've scattered like leaves in the wind KT, NOPE NO NINJA's HERE!!!
 
I've not heard of dinosaur pirates before. But everyone knows that theres no zombies. **looks over shoulders nervously**
 
You should watch 'wu-tang vs. ninja', that had zombie ninjas in it... but no pirates
Still, for £5 can't complain.
 
I resent that! I know several zombie ninja's who are very nice people if you overlook the fact sometimes bits fall off when they do cartwheels....
and you better make sure you have very strong stictches before you grapple *makes note on clipboard*
 
OMG, THEIR BITS ACTUALLY FELL OFF , man thats gotta hurt.

TODAYS NATIONAL SPEAK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!! ARRRGGHHHH me mateys!
 
No pain involved; those "bits" are just extra shuriken falling out of the shuriken pockets. We stock up on weapons when sneaking aboard a pirate ship. And we're not zombies!
 
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