why did my mother give me an evil look when i complained about my legs and mouth

[LaLadaydreamstomuch]

being sore this morning?
wow.... you people have dirty minds, my braces are bothering me and i climbed several flights of stairs yesterday.... shame on you people!!! LOL

 

[KelseyP]

Maybe she thought something "upure" had caused those symptoms. Or she could just be mad at you for something un-related. Or maybe she caused the pain! Oooooh! Intrigue!

 

[Katie]

Because mommies don't let their babies grow up to be prostitutes

 

[sexymama]

hmmm maybe you were doing the nasty with some guy
lol

 

[mumandproud]

Oh you naughty little vixen. Hope you enjoyed the fun times

 

[«m8101»]

skiving work/school.