Why do credulous fools think the elite never conspires?

[TheDailyElitist]

I've noticed that many people have become so brainwashed that they reflexively dismiss anyone who "puts the pieces together" vis-a-vis news stories as a "tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist" or some such. Are people's brains really so mushy that they don't think powerful people conspire?! Seriously, how do these cretins manage not to choke to death on their own drool?
jeffpsd,

You're as brainwashed as they come. The entire left vs. right debate is a ploy designed to divide us and make it that much easier for the fascist cabal of international financiers to conquer.
Junpiero,

What makes you think the people in question don't conspire amongst themselves against the general interest?

 

[jeffpsd]

The population has been dumbed down by the radicals controlling the schools and the Teacher's Unions that are controlling them and bringing them down in order to serve their own purposes. That and bring in the mindless addiction to the liberal media. Brains mushy? Yes. Will they choke to death on their own drool? Yes. Our culture and country as we know them are lost.