You're a douche. Ask most adults they will say alcohol tastes good. I find the taste of most beer to be delicious and also most spiced rums. This shouldn't be in ST becasue all you have to sample here is underage drinkers. You'll come around and find it tastes good some point around puberty.
Some stuff does taste good. The only problem is that the stuff that does is more expensive and if you're drinking to get trashed and have a good time, you won't go buy a decent bottle of anything because it tastes good. You go buy whatever has the highest proof. Which generally doesn't taste good.