I have a problem with the phrase
"I train MMA and Jujitsu."
As far as I am concerned, a true fighter wouldn't seperate the two because Muay Thai and (Brazilian) Jujitsu are the basis of MMA fighting in UFC and Pride.
On that note, I train Karate and MMA (Which involved Muay Thai, BJJ, and a few other techniques from Aikido, Judo, Kapkido, etc.).
Do I know how to fight, sure. Do I go around telling people I do, no.
And you guys going around fighting, that shows you're a douche for having no control over yourself. Picking a fight, or "trolling" someone into fighting you isn't cool or badass. My advice to those skinny, white kids on PBN proclaiming their epicness-Don't try to be a badass because there will ALWAYS be somene bigger than you that will kick.your.ass.really.bad., I learned that myself, so I suggest you guys put your ego aside, and stop acting like panzies.
"Yeah seriously. It really pisses me off that all these kids think they can rock you but they are ****ing tiny and could be knocked out in one punch. Little ****s. Ever since I started watching UFC and playing Fight Night, I could pretty much **** up anyone. I just wish those little mother****ers would mess with me now."
Are you kidding me? I agree with your first sentence but your second sentense makes me laugh. How does watching a TV, and using your thumbs equate into technical ability and flair?
I watched Gordon Ramsey cook yet I can't cook like him, I played Need for Speed yet I can't drive like those drivers...
Why? Because you need to actually be able to physically train and practice.