Why won't god return my phone calls?!?!?!?!?

[Joey]

I've left him like fifty thousand messages, and I've called him twenty million times!
He hasn't responded once...
WHY?!
And do you think he'll think I'm desperate for his call...because I don't want him to think that?
@Markit
I didn't get any phone calls. ._.

 

[Meis]

because you are expecting results

 

[KarynLocke]

What's his number? Maybe I'll have better luck.

 

[OhYeah]

gurl i on skype with him right now. Ill say hi for you

 

[cmmRRybømb]

Because nobody is home - EVER!

 

[Steve]

He is more of a texter than talking on the phone.

 

[Paradox]

You've been blocked for being nuisance caller.

 

[Marcia]

You need to learn how to pray. Repent first or he will not hear you (See Ps. 66:18, I John 3:22).

 

[MarkitZero]

why won't you return mine Joey...I want you to convert me to gay.

 

[brandy]

Because God is actually the really fat chick named peggy who works customer service at Chase Bank