Will People Be Able To LAUGH In Heaven?

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Since it is IMPOSSIBLE to LAUGH OUT LOUD without someone suffering some form of pain or humiliation, will people LAUGH in Heaven when we go there after we die?

I mean, since there will be no more suffering in Heaven, WHAT will people in Heaven laugh at?
 
They'll laugh at knock-knock jokes and puns.

What I want to know is if people will be able to be happy knowing someone they love is being tortured forever in hell.
 
Could “Heaven” be just another Franchise?
Like so many Star Bucks scattered about
Just another Heaven selling cooperate clout
Could Heaven be Just another Franchise?
Branching out on the Milky Way
Setting up shop for forever and a day
Souls they stop, shop and play
I hear Heaven has a killer Latté
“Hey! How “bout a trip to Hell?”
“S o u n d s S w e l l ?”
They got bargain basements galore!
Prices are marked down!
Below the floor
Hell is a devilishly hot place to explore
Call for reservations before you
Head out that door
And they validate in purgator
 
OH look i better tie my shoe lace "bends down"








































All done OH wait the other one needs tied as well All better
 
what? how do we suffer from laughing?

or are you saying that we only laugh at the suffering of others?

hmm... if so, then maybe your sense of humor is a little off.

perhaps we will be able to view our lives through some sort of viewer, Heaven TV in HD. I know I'll laugh at myself answering this.

And hey I mean, we can always laugh at people in hell right?! right?! oh, thats in poor taste.
 
God, you're beginning to make me think that heaven is going to be hell. What would I be without someone to make a fool of?
 
I used to be a sinner, used to have my cake and eat it
They warned me of my fate, but I was quite prepared to meet it
You'll go to Hell they smiled at me
And told me of the roaring fires
But I was happy living wild
And fueling my own desires
I was a wild man
Drinking, smoking and messing around with women
Lots of women
No, not swimming, women

I wanna go to Heaven
The place to be is right up there
I wanna go to Heaven
It's gonna be good so I won't despair

I decided to reform and pray
Beg mercy for my soul
I prayed in church
Threw away my bad habits
Prayed out of church
Adopted an entirely different role
I gave my money to the poor until I was poor
But at least I ensured that I would go up there
Instead of down below to the Inferno
Where the evil flames of desire
Burned higher and higher and higher

I'm gonna go to Heaven
Paid my dues so I'm getting in
I'm gonna go to Heaven
It's looking good if I abstain from sin

I knocked on the pearly gates
Neatly side-stepping the long queue
Waved hi to St. Peter
Who checked my card and let me through
I smiled, threw my hands in the air
Laughed and got arrested
They said hey man, you're in the wrong place
Your behaviour is a disgrace
Here we pray every hour, on the hour
Read extracts from the Bible and look solemn'
What, says I, no party?
No party?
Let me out

Let me out of Heaven
I got it wrong, no I can't stay here
No laughing in Heaven
Let me out, I just can't stay here

Well I ran around in the state of shock and panic
This wan't what I expected
Here was what looked like a bunch of manic depressives
Can I get a transfer, I screamed
But no, once you're in Heaven, you're here for good
The good of your soul, but that's no good for me
If you want to go to Hell you've really got to be bad
Okay, okay, I'll be bad
Too late
What do you mean too late
Too late
No
In the meantime

Let me out of Heaven
I've got it wrong, no I can't stay here
No laughing in Heaven
Oh God, it's awful here
Going crazy in Heaven
Take me out and let me go to hell
No laughing in Heaven
Don't laugh, this place is Hell
 
no. every joke is at someone's expense. so no. no laughing. *keeps straight face*

or maybe heaven will be like this magical happy land where we're all high all the time and we laugh at stuff that isn't at anyone's expense, but isn't actually funny at all.
 
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