With the Vampires and the Goths conspiring against the fundamentalist?

[KaremaMidnightAtheist]

There will be a bloodletting like has never been known. Who will come out on top?

 

[Deke1]

Even as an atheist, I have to score that one for the Christians. Anybody old enough to buy alcohol that still calls themselves a "vampire" or a "goth" deserves to die.