worst thing that could possibly be said during sex

[alida]

"you dont have aids do you?"

"no why?"

"oh good cause the last time i got that i got sick to my stomach"

 

[Cutemum2]

"Its just like, its just like, a mini mall"

:dodgyrun:

 

[incomingfire]

Penis goes where?

 

[egaltt23]

Girl - OK, I'm ready, put it in baby!!

Guy - It is in... :dodgy:

Girl - Oh, sorry.

 

[Legandivori]

You can still feel it coming out in spurts.

 

[Jole]

"you cant cum inside me tonight" about a split second after i buried my load in her.

thing is, my g/f is almost completely incapable of being impregnated regardless of her cycle or birth control. she has cysts on her ovaries that have destroyed her eggs. myself, well, i have done a lot of drugs that have the side effect of sterilization.

 

[ilovebunches]

can you do it a little more like my dad?

 

[bonniethonRIPSeanBell]

although lame, it sounds kinda nice not being able to get a chick preggo when u bust in her. must be a good feeling

 

[harish_usa]

i'm a dude

 

[carmel_nubianqueen]

Well I meant to tell you I lost my virginity in the Mcdonalds ballpit.

 

[napoleaninmud]

Honey...I dont have to piss anymore

 

[diana]

i giggled, but i would probably just leave off the jenkins, i thought it always sounded better as "LEEEROOOOOOOOY"

 

[RachelZ]

You find that awkward?

 

[sophie4712]

.

 

[Gereatricman]

aids.

 

[mitchellb]

hah, you're not living life

 

[CHAD88]

falcon PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tara]

is it...is it in yet?

 

[Antoniki]

"UT O...what?...long tunnel!" :runaway:

 

[dancingcatfrog]

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