would my barber trim the hair in the crack of my bottom for me? Was this...

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...common during times of Christ? it's very hairy with dark hair and last weekend i really wanted my girl to give me a licky lick back there so i put strawberry jelly all in the crack and started shaking my toosh in front of her and she walked away like she was grossed out. i'm guessing it must be because of all the dark hair back there? what should i do?