Would this be a nice letter to Abraham Lincoln if he is still alive?

[AmericanNoodle]

Dear Mr President:

I am sorry to disappoint you, but the Civil War meant nothing. Today, the Republican Party is turning White, Christian Americans into slaves.

Your Noodle

Noodle so Cool

 

[Shamus]

How are Christians being turned into slaves? Noodle may be cool, but noodle is pretty dense.

 

[Peter]

Christians are not slaves.

 

[LoisGriffin]

No.