So, 2 blondes were sitting at the bar enjoying their beer and chatting
happily about the protest that was just happening the day before. They
were laughing about that little hide and seek that they played with the
police. "I am not afraid of the police. I always out run them." said
Blonde A kicking her legs under the short skirts. "I am not afraid of
the police, I can always out wit them." said Blonde B swinging her
b__bs left and right. Suddenly, 2 policemen came in and walked towards
them. Blonde A saw the policemen quickly kneeled on the floor begging,
"Please don't arrest me, I am not blonde, I dyed my hair." Blonde B
saw that, quickly pulled down her blouse and showed her t_ts to the
officer saying, "Don't shoot, I am Chinese." The 2 officer saw that
looking at each other and started laughing while walking to the bar to
place their orders. One of them order a Tequila straight up and the other
one order a Tequila Sunrise.
happily about the protest that was just happening the day before. They
were laughing about that little hide and seek that they played with the
police. "I am not afraid of the police. I always out run them." said
Blonde A kicking her legs under the short skirts. "I am not afraid of
the police, I can always out wit them." said Blonde B swinging her
b__bs left and right. Suddenly, 2 policemen came in and walked towards
them. Blonde A saw the policemen quickly kneeled on the floor begging,
"Please don't arrest me, I am not blonde, I dyed my hair." Blonde B
saw that, quickly pulled down her blouse and showed her t_ts to the
officer saying, "Don't shoot, I am Chinese." The 2 officer saw that
looking at each other and started laughing while walking to the bar to
place their orders. One of them order a Tequila straight up and the other
one order a Tequila Sunrise.