Would you be a vampire?

ZachTheRiffer

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fallentoa said:
imo, and having spent time with her, Fallentoa is a barking mad northern woman with a wicked sense of humour, has a liking for piercings and eggs and is man mad.

She would willingly bite any man with a pulse (she is going to put me in a headlock for this!!!) and she would bite .........

I am not going to be put on the naughty step for this so I will leave it to your imagination!!!! ( but if you are thinking what I am thinking...you're correct!!!)

I await Fallentoas reply with baited breath, but I have innocence on my side so I have no fear.

I am also as mad as a ball of wool.
 

OutbackKelpies

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Mad Frog said:
I was white as pure snow until I met Madfrog and she's taught me all that I know, so guys if you want a better bite with a better proposition then go to the queen of vampires and she even admits that she's after anything so I'll just stand in the background and let her loose with you all, she's up for anything at all so be free and enjoy yourselves lol
lisa xx
 

BozoC

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I've lived as a vampire for four years total, it's not really that bad, you get to knowing everyone though. (by living as a vampire I mean living underwater for a total of 4 years which is of course away from the sun and such).
 

PSP

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i just saw blade trin. those vamps were pathetic! humans were kicking their butts. totaly unrealistic triple h as a vamp? come on!!!!!!!!
 

Mama2Be

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1. Yes defo, could give up work, not bothere about the sun i burn so easy i think that I must have vampire genes already!

2. Yes its vaguely homoerotic, but whatever if i got the power to live forever I'm up for it!
 

x_moh_x

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I always dress in black...and I got naturally long sharp teeth which people think I sharpened, I got a paleish complexion even for a Chinese person.
But I dont like blood...hell my steak has to be cooked "well done".

And me staying up all night? I do that anyway...playing video games.

hmmmm......I dont sound to vampiristic. More like a nerd with bad teeth.

There is a comic (see? Nerd!) by DC/Vertigo called Bite Club (warning some nudity and strong language) where Vampires are accepted beings of society and do everyday jobs etc co-existing with humans, corporations creating stuff for the vampire market, people taking bites for vanity rather than plastic surgery.
Premise is good, story kinda ended badly though.
 
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