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are you fucking kidding me? So you're saying you wouldn't mind taking a dick in the ass as long as you're hot?
 
Yes, but the premise here is that we have a choice. He's saying he would choose to be gay and hot rather than straight and unattractive.
 
If I was actually gay, I don't see why I would care so definitely the second one.

Or if I am the way I am now...idk, maybe go gay i guess? Look what not getting laid does to preists, I'm sure it could make you gay too.
 
both options are retarded
that's y i chose secret option C: straight and fuck all the hottest chicks
 
Gay.

Think about it, if you're gay, you're attracted to the people attracted to you, so it's a winning situation. If you're straight and no one is attracted to you, you're stuck with your hand...forever.
 
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