yo mama jokes?

[Joushua cribbs]

you no yo mama on mtv? you know why it hasent been on lately? cause yours is to fat to get out my bed

 

[NevinY]

yo mama's so fat, when she jumped for joy the sun got absorbed into her 5 layers of flabs overlapped!

 

[oiceyfreeze]

Yo mama so big, when she walks, the radio SKIPS!

 

[Dicklester]

Yo mommas so stupid when I said it was chili outside she got a spoon and ran outside

 

[prestonzlau]

yo mamma so old, she migrated to America by the Mayflower.

yo mamma so stupid, she jumped off the grand canyon for 10 bucks