Your plans for summer

get very drunk/high as much as possible. work during the days. hopefully going to california in july for hockey nationals. going to aruba in august with my friend and his family. leaving for college in late august.

i seriously cannot wait for summer.
 
moving from new jersey to henderson nevada(a few miles near las vegas) in with my dad. problably taking a college prep class for math since my sat scores suck. attending UNLV in fall. finally getting my first car, a brown 2000 dodge neon. and i gotta look for a new job out there too. oh ya, and maybe get de-virginized.
 
Work
Spending time at my uncles ranch
Going to Catalina
Go to a few preseason charger games
Beach
 
I can't do any sports because my arm is broken so I'll probably just play cod4. I also have to take an online English class because if I do I can graduate high school a year early.
 
i actually hit my teachers car and going to spend the summer working to pay for the damages.

funny thing is i have to keep it a secret since i wasnt suppose to be driving my moms car.

some stupid asshole on roller blades caused all of this.
 
Tips to not having a boring summer : Make Money, Get Laid (as much as possible, summer sex = win), Tell your mom to shove a pole up her ass and fuck her Reunion. Find something better to do than going to camps. Ask for the money they would pay for sending you to camp towards ihav.net shit.

If you have enough social skills summers are never boring.

And also your parents sound like complete assholes.

Learn to manipulate your parents.
 
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