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heres me blonde and me brunette but in the summer of 8th grade and im now a sophmore in highschool...
explain this joke to me? A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"...
hey guys i have many blonde jokes
i would like to share with u
i am today very bored
anyway,here we go
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1) On a plane flight from Seattle to Chicago, a blonde was sitting in economy class. About half way through the flight, she got up and moved to an empty seat in...
hi, i'm looking for some really cute anime girls to draw. can you think of any blonde ones that are just really cute? you can name as much as you can.
and links would be amazing but not necessary.
thank-you so much!
~lina
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear...
here are ones i already know:
elevator joke
football game joke
police joke
a blonde saw a sign that said *insert place here* left so she cried and left.
Like Leighton Meester, being brunette would probably complement my skin tone a lot more. But I love being a blonde. How can I do my makeup so that I look better as a blonde? Blush, colors etc.
Here's a pic...
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The...
I went to get my blonde highlights 3 weeks ago from a lady who wanted to "practice her timing" in a salon...she had an hour to do a full head of highlights.....anyways.....since then my scalp has been crazzzzzzzy dry and itchy...today is the worst so far...I am thinking she put the highlight...
why dose people always make fun of blonds? im a Straight A student and im gifted, and blond. people, blondes are not as dumb as you thinek. who made up these stuipid jokes! its just hair! could somebody please help me out because im sick of all these blond jokes!
I caught the end of it this morning while waiting for the show after it to come on and, as a female going to school for law, felt utter contempt for the movie and everyone involved in making it.
I was just wondering if anyone else feels the same and why...
A policeman looked up to see a woman racing down the center of the road at 100 m.p.h. He pulled her over and said, "Hey lady, would you mind telling me why you're going so fast down the middle of the road?" "Oh, it's okay, Officer, " she replied. "I have a special license that allows me to...
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is...