I get so irritated because I'm a natural blonde, and everyone says that blondes are dumb which is NOT true, (I'm 1 of the smartest people there, usually straight A's) if you've seen my school, they would literally start making brunette jokes, because almost 3/4 of my school are brunettes, and at...
So, 2 blondes were sitting at the bar enjoying their beer and chatting
happily about the protest that was just happening the day before. They
were laughing about that little hide and seek that they played with the
police. "I am not afraid of the police. I always out run them." said
Blonde A...
A blonde girl sat at home feeling really bored but was too poor
to go out for entertainment. After watching tv for a few minutes,
She felt asleep lonelily entering a magical dreamland. Everything
there was so wonderful and free. she could eat anything and take
anything without having have to...
A blonde girl got married and was happy that she had found an ultimate
solution to her insatiable thirst. For 7 nights a week, she gave oral to
her husband when he was sleeping so that he would perform his duty.
These went on for a while until her husband was completely worn out. One
night...
Blonde walks into a library and says 'Excuse me, can I have a cheeseburger and a small fries?'
The librarian says 'Um, I'm sorry, this is a library.
The blond realizes her mistake and says "Oh! I'm so sorry!" she lowers her voice "Can I have a cheeseburger and small fries please?" she whispers...
i got in a little over my head on styling a wig for my K winchester cosplay and i ruined the wig now i need to find an already styled one that can get here before the second week of march if anyone knows of a character in a well known anime that has a similar hairstlye or even better a site...
One Blonde To Another
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to
kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park,
grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this
note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I
need the money. Leave...
Q: How does a blonde lose five pounds?* ?A: She takes off her make-up.*
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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?* ?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.*
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Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?* ?A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.*
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Whats sexier brunette woman, or a blonde?
Heres two pictures..
Brunette:
http://www.nextcompany.com/images/f/886/886_4_bianca-balti-z-b-34.jpg
Blonde:
http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/doutzen-kroes/doutzen-kroes-20070711-282153.jpg
i just got my hair done today and my highlights are really blonde,
but she put some new ones in and they're not as blond, it's hard to explain
what color it is, kind of brassy i guess you could say. but i heard dish soap makes
that go away. is that true? or is there something else i could do...