comedian

he used to park his bike there. we talk ok, his girlfriend won't even look at me. he's a comedian. She's a clown. we spray painted my five year olds scooter in the hall, went in for tea and found a letter saying 'hoover up your glitter'. I would have done anyway, I don;t need to be told to tidy...

I have never seen John Leguizamo do stand-up, but my wife tells me he is pretty dirty. But once I saw the guy doing some other show, I thought he sorta looked like a comedian who told the following joke on an HBO special that actually ran quite a bit when it came out. The gist of the joke is...

I've got a good "your momma so white trash, even her ---- ---- ----- ----- -----"

offensive? I was telling a famous stand up comedian's joke at a party...same expressions, same level of saying it word for word in a funny sence but they told me that is offensive...the context was informal casula and funny at the setting. is the joke more important or who says it?

who was the comedian who did the standup act where she asks her friend what its like to be high on heroin and her friend says that you stop caring about things like money family job and she turns it around like it would be a good thing to stop caring because thats where all her problems come from

watch all the videos on mma core of him making fun of anderson silva, its the funniest shit iv ever seen, iv always hated him but now since i see how bad ass he is hes all of a sudden my favorite fighter, to bad silva will probably win via first round ko but i really hope sonnen beats his ass oh...

He has a Scottish or Irish background and was saying how men have two reasons for the bed, sleep and sex, but women have a third which is talking. At the end he asked "How many talk shows do you see in this format?" and flopped down onto his back onto the stage.

or something and he's funny.? he also does a stint about how if the devil is opposite of god then hell would involve snorting coke off a hooker or something like that. who is the guy?

A satirist or something else?

I am pretty sure he was Irish.

who is this? he made a joke that music was playing during every conversation with a woman and then he played scary music on his piano.

Lookin for someone with the same sense o humour thanks

hes done 2 specials that i know of on comedy central. he usually talks about his childhood and young adult life and how it was so messed up with his crazy mother and his father.

Ok this might be a long shot but here it goes. I dont know the joke exactly but he talks about csi i think, where there is always a bar tender who remembers everyone, and also about how theres always a judge that allows everything.

He's like a cowboy n he started playing the guitar n singing a song about show a breast. Girls in the crowd starting flashing him during his song.

George lopez or gabriel iglesias

fish for ice? wondering what the comedians name is who has the joke about ice fishing it goes like: hey man wanna go ice fishing? how poor do you have to be to go fishing for ice i have to trays in the freezer that you can have i think he is black ( not to be rude might just help) thanks for...

He talked about blank inside cards...

he had a stand up special that was filmed in boston

I think he was on Collegehumor live. He was talking about Facebook statuses and tells a joke about a girl updating her status to, going out to get appletinis with the girls, and then, met this weird guy in a windbreaker buying me drinks, and then, alone on the highway. He ends it with, Creepy...