comedian

hey i was listening to Laugh USA on my xm radio the other day and i heard a comedian doing a bit where he used " in cognito, in cahoots and crazy" as like places you go rather than there normal usage you'd expect. i think one part of it he commented something like " iv been to crazy, funny thing...

I remember hearing a joke about a bookmark.. it was something along the lines of.. "why do people buy bookmarks.. when you can use anything as a bookmark..why would someone spend a dollar on a bookmark when they could have easily used the dollar as their bookmark.. and when you get the receipt...

...his pet peeves and ends up dying? anybody know of a movie about a comedian who, as part of his act, adds people to their list based on the things they do... then they end up dying?

I'm almost positive he's a british comedian and he tells a joke about American police when they pull you over compared to the ones in back in Europe.. and how the Americans sling their junk on your window and practically say, "Sir, can you step out of the car before I f*cking kill you!" Sorry...

...habitual.? We were listing to the show and his name didn't come up we all thought he was funny and would love to know who he is

I've been listening to a lot of comedy radio on my Last.fm player, and am trying to find some more good comedians (particularly ones that aren't as obvious or famous). Any suggestions?

and why?

my favourite is dylan moran an irish comedian funniest guy ever! if you've never heard of him look him up!

Lowry dating JoAndra Van Dowall? Mark is denying it, but I haven't read anything about JoAndra denying it. Why is that?

dating JoAndra Van Dowall? Mark is denying it, but I haven't read anything about JoAndra denying it. Why is that?

Ricky Gervais, who is in Ben? Stiller movies has appalling teeth

Mark Lowry dating a woman by the name...? JoAndra Van Dowall? I heard Mark has been denying it. Why is that? Is it really a rumor or are they meeting in private places and he's protecting their privacy?

Who was the comedian that was talking about women being more aggresive at hockey games and said he once saw a woman shouting, "TAKE OFF YOUR SKATES AND CUT HIM!"

...become a musician? recently one celebrity has grown out a beard and his hair and looks homeless. ben stiller was making fun of him on the oscars. i cant remember who this is, can you help me out?

I was watching the show, maybe several days ago, it aired at around 1 or 1:30AM (it ended at 2AM). And I didn't catch the name of the comedian. - He told this one joke about his girlfriend and how he used to pick her flowers but now he doesn't anymore... so he offered to pick her some pinecones...

I was just watching Conan and Seinfeld together and wondering in horror... These are people who spend their childhoods egging for attention. Sure they're not "on" constantly but they go around everywhere thinking of how to make fun of it. To be clear, I'm not even implying that their children...

i remember he said something along the lines of "I have an autistic cat. He can't find the litter box, but he can fly."

The best joke you have heard by a comedian. please say who said it.

I've seen him on space ghost coast to coast I think and he like has a funny sounding voice and screams loud then his voice goes quiet and he makes weird noises when he talks. Does anybody know? Family Guy made fun of him on the episode with Black-Eye Griffin who was a silent film actor until he...

that was a woman and said she made a tuna casserol and entered it into the science fair.