For me, it's clean humor. It doesn't have to be filthy to be funny! This principle has been proven countless times, yet people still think you have to include an innuendo to be funny. Well anyway, what's your preference?
talking in bed? After you've already heard the same old "Ooh baby", "that fees good", "f*ck yeah", "faster", "don't stop", "oh yes" blablabla... what other things would you suggest a girl say to you? Can you give me suggestions of what would turn you on?
The guy I'm seeing is like a natural...
talking in bed? After you've already heard the same old "Ooh baby", "that fees good", "f*ck yeah", "faster", "don't stop", "oh yes" blablabla... what other things would you suggest a girl say to you? Can you give me suggestions of what would turn you on?
The guy I'm seeing is like a natural...
talking in bed? After you've already heard the same old "Ooh baby", "that fees good", "f*ck yeah", "faster", "don't stop", "oh yes" blablabla... what other things would you suggest a girl say to you? Can you give me suggestions of what would turn you on?
The guy I'm seeing is like a natural...
mr Cadbury met ms Rowntree on a Double decker, it was just After eight, they got off at Quality street in front of Fishermans freind pub he asked her name "Polo im the one with the hole" she seid in a quiet Wispa. "im Marathon the one with the nuts" he said, then he touched her Cream eggs they...
Bite ur lip
look up
close ur eyes
pretend to play yahtzee.
I know its like a dirty joke but i cant really figure it out
oh and when pretending to play yahtzee, they are talking about like shaking the dice
examples:
How do you confuse a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from. (I know, I know, that was probably going to get me reported....blah)
What do you see when the pillsbury dough boy bends over? donuts...doughnuts... lol childish I know
For the...
Not only does Loky provide users with a secret address book for contacts you wish to hide away, but it also redirects texts to the app, so they don't appear in the usual messages app. This could be dangerous... More »
Im 14 year old girl and I have dirty dreams almost every night! And by dirty, I mean dirty. The weird things is that I can feel EVERYTHING. So why do I keep having them? Is it because of puberty because the only other thing I think it could be is that my subconscious is either really horny or a...
An acquaintance recently told me that her appliance repairman advised her that she should leave some food residue on dishes she puts in her dishwasher (instead of thorougly pre-rinsing them) because it would cause the dish detergent to be more effective. Something about the detergent needing...
wrong? He is my english teacher and my favorite teacher.I can not stop thinking about the dream. People say that im his favorite student but i don't think it is significant. Help!
He is not even that good looking so why do i have these dreams?
In a drunken haze I was utterly convinced that my partner is so good in bed that her parents would be so proud they should know about it. So I sent a home video to them in the post and now I've sobered up I realise the trouble I'm in. How can I try to get it back before they see it? There's some...
He's a computer salesman and REALLY experienced at sex. He finds it a turn on that I'm the only female he's ever known to be clued in on technology stuff,so I wanna surprise him with some geek dirty talk.
....B, wanna double click my mouse...
...this p*ssy reaches 5600 dpi, it responds with a...
being shown ? my tv is a 15" Audiovox w/built in DVD player, it's only a year old and i have not experienced any problems until now, nor have i ever cleaned it. I hope it's just a matter of using a cleaner disc to solve this problem. Thank You, Rob