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I have a brand new dell XPS computer with all gaming specs, 16gigs of ram, solid state drive and 1.80TB hard drive. After about an hour of surfing youtube I have to exit out of the browser and open a new one for it to act normal again. This is getting frustrating.

"So when are we gonna fuck?"

Finish this sentence in a funny way. "You take a sip of your coffee only to..." An example is "You take a sip of your coffee only to find your coffee to be 3000 degrees. But that sounds too lame. Thanks

I recently had a blocked nose so I began using Vicks, both the rub and the inhaler. Except I think I used a little bit too much and now everytime I breathe it feels weird as in I feel cool air from the chest area (as if I swallowed some but I know I didn't). There's no pain, but I think I've...

Starring Alfre Woodard and Loretta DeVine. Thank you

On streaming? On dvd? Thanks for all of your answers... I think I accidentally pressed the report abuse button for number 2... I'm soooo sorry! Sometimes a touchscreen is hard to operate

Mine are tiny

Student's life is like English movies : School = Jurassic Park Principal = King Kong Vice Principal = Hulk Teachers = Aliens Class Gut = Planet of Apes Class Boys = Avatar Class Girls = Charlies Angels Text Books = Jumanji Syllabus = Deep Blue Sea Exam = Mission Impossible Invigilator...

I think it's rude to joke about someones weight. I'm not fat i am 5'2 and weigh 105lbs

do you have any real funny incident that ever happened to you in real?

anything funny about hamsters?

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/02/02/White-House-Warns-Don-t-Photoshop-Obama-Gun-Pic Another fake picture of him, I would guess made up the same place as his social security number. Maybe on the white house lawn. Phil, why are You keeping track of Me.

I've noticed that whenever I eat carrots (10 or more baby carrots or 2 normal ones) or drink V8 everything feels a bit more "vivid" for a couple hours, like the lights in the room brightened by a bit or something, I just feel a bit odd? Not in a bad way or a good way just different, has anybody...

jokes about Aisha'a(ra) age? because personally it doesn't bother me at all but i've noticed some people saying stop posting these questions and stuff...it doesn't bother me because well they're collecting sins themselves anyway Im mostly laughing inside and i love to report them(hehehe:P) but...

Okay there is this girl who responds to these racist girls who criticizer Mexican's and all I have to say is she funny or crazy.She tried to act gangster but she was kinda crazy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4OxK0hINFs

I'm bored and I wanna watch Naruto, what are the funniest episodes (it can be shippuden as well) preferably in English?

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...as dumb & girls as smart, but...? when is the nonsense going to stop? it's getting old, & people are starting to believe that bs... men have invented your car, computer you're using, & smartphone you just texted on, what have women invented? & before you say something like "making babies"...

i was board so i typed in black guy singing barbie girl on you tube and i literally died laughing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_GaxF1qcd0

maybe it was funny at first for commercials & tv shows to portray the guys as dumb & girls as smart, but...? when is the nonsense going to stop? it's getting old, & people are starting to believe that bs... men have invented your car, computer you're using, & smartphone you just texted on...