I'm a total sucker for Japanese humor, and when combined with an anime I grow an obsession. Anything out there that suits my taste? I don't mind romance/fighting, so long as there is a sense of humour somewhere along those lines.
I have watched only a few anime so far, but I have to say Ouran...
...negative ads? After his infamous "Taliban Dan" smear this Fred Flintstone-headed cretin is now whining about a negative ad.
http://wdbo.com/localnews/2010/10/grayson-upset-about-negative-t.html
lol..when I try to tell someone a hilarious story or joke that I heard or saw,I happen to laugh,then I can't stop laughing,and I'm not able to tell the story... xO
soo.. How do you tell someone a hilarious story without laughing yourself?
Thanks
A little boy and a little girl were sitting at the kitchen table with their Mom. The little girl said "Mom I want to change my name to Dora the Explorer." Mom smiled and said "You can do that when you are an adult." The girl seemed satisfied with this happened. Then the little boy said "I want...
something crude and clever about where steel wool comes from.
nothing like " from a robot sheep " or " ur mom. PWND >:D " <----- yes. -_- ive gotten that.
This has gotta be my favorite joke:
A couple decided to go to Florida to for the winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis...
I didn't notice his face yesterday, I was looking away from how awful Jedward were... but I saw his face today ahahaha, he looked p*ssed at them! Especially when one of them pushed him out of the way lmao! I would probably have a face like that as well =D
Andrew to winnn! ...or Corin
i'm going to the pub tonight... we're doing the quiz and we need a team name... help please?
there's 8 of us, 5 adults, 3 kids...
i thought it'd be funny if it was bp related but i can't think of anything :(
make it CLEAN please, 11 year olds present
thanks x
New ones, Old ones, your own ones... just make me laugh, whoever can make me laugh the hardest will receive and easy 10points ;D thanks in advance!
Just to add. They can be rude, crude, sexist, racist, clean, dirty, religious, lame, sarcastic, smart, political, animal, bar, sad, misleading etc...
They laugh, find it hilarious, enjoy seeing it even.
are people that jaded, miserable and bored, that they would settle for even entertainment like THAT?
here are ones i already know:
elevator joke
football game joke
police joke
a blonde saw a sign that said *insert place here* left so she cried and left.
i think the only good part about the MTV movie awards was Tom Cruise dancing w/ J. Lo and of course the part where they honored Sandra Bullock. I think the rest was crap bc it was catered to twilight...ugh! Twilight is getting more and more on my nerves! Does anybody else agree...
I need a hilarious name for either a boy or a girl for my random and hilarious story. It needs to be real - because i dont want someone named Armpit or Noodle Brain for a name!
Joke 1: So people, they say, "I want to make a living, its so hard to make a living these days." How come some people say, "I sold this, and made a killing." Are they murderers.
Joke 2: Hey guys, what to think about airports, its just like, you know, WHAAAT!
HAHAHAHAHA
P.S. Im thinking about...
i love asians and i have a lot of asian friends...we love laughing about our races together and stuff...so they say white jokes and i say asian jokes. any short hilarious asian jokes? im not being racist or disrespectful!!!