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he cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if...
I want them to be school-appropriate, but still fun.
Any ideas? I need something to give INFORMATION on, not just silly nonsense things.
It must be informative, but interesting and funny all the same!
Thank you in advance! :)
I know that sounds like alot to ask but I kneed some short hilarious jokes to tell people.
for example: there were two fish in a tank. One fish says to the other fish: do you know hoy to drive this thing?
Ole and Leena went for a drive in their car one day, but Ole forgot to fasten his seat belt. Which, of course is breaking the law. Seeing an officer drive past them, turned around and was coming back, Ole quickly put his seat belt on before the officer walked up to the car. Looking at Ole the...
I need a really funny short joke. I want to come up with a good one and I need help. Crude, rude, clean, mean etc... It's all good as long as it'll make my friends laugh!
I want to get a couple pickup lines so I can get da gur-al with. I'm looking for smart funny ones, not really accent type ones but just post 'em anyways. Funniest one i've heard of is..
"Daammnn yu so hawt, ai can fri mai rice on yu" hahaha
If you thought your local government couldn't get anything done, find out what happens when some kid introduces a digital bill of farts.
[Funny or Die via I Am Bored via Neatorama]
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What do you all think of this person? Can anyone help this person?
...prophecies? If so which ones? I know only about these fishy ones. Are there any other stories similar to these that you think I should know about? If so, please post a link.
Story 1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/2854189.stm
Story 2...
A guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. Takes a seat at the bar.
The bartender asks, "what's with the monkey?"
The man replies, "don't worry about him I pay for anything he does".
The monkey jumps on the bar, finds some peanuts and eats them. He finds Some pickled egg and eats them...
hahahhahaha ohhh gosh I'm watching it with my sister right now and we just watched the Japanese cartoon part and then the furball thing that said something about rainbows... All I can say is LOL!!! I LOVE this movie!! I can't believe I have never seen it until now! Anyone else think it's...
Obviously some advisor has told him he has to be online if he is to have any credibility with anyone under 40, but the man clearly hasn't been within 20 foot of a computer.
Every time he appears on TV he's dropping in facts like 'I'm on the facebook now', and 'i'm into all the blogging', and...
I didn't think it was funny at all. I think Bale has anger issues & should seek help. I like to treat people the way I would like to be treated & he lacks compassion in my view. How would you have felt had you been the person on the other end of his tirade? Not good I'm sure.
It was a football documentary about an NFL player named dick ledge or something, he said it exactly like this! "dick ledge proved himself as a champion..and that.is why dick, grew to be such a giant"
I'm sorry , I don't usually laugh at immature moments but that was just awesome. He was so...
Where can I find some really good and hilarious ringtones that will make everyone laugh hysterically? None that are sexual in any way. link please.
thanks!!
I also want ringtones that are already made.
I want to pull some pranks on people in my family, got any good pranks? (the one that gets the biggest reaction out of my family gets 10 points!)
thanks!