How come we are one of the only races who can take the p*ss out of our selves and we are not insulted easily...why is this a part of our humour? For example, Americans are completely the opposite they get all upset and have a bible bash rage if you mention christianity in any bad way. They are...
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you're all very insulting for religious peaceful folk. I didn't realise if you believe in god you have to leave your sense of humour behind at the church door.
If that's how you have to act there is no way I'm believing in god.
Doesn't your 'good' book teach you to love everyone and be kind...
The death of a Poetry Forum.
The final lights are dwindling on the edge of the abyss.
The lure of their attraction, on the wane.
The readers weep and mourn at this poetic precipice
and sense they'll never see the likes again.
Kaleidoscopic characters who came and left their marks
within the...
...tragic events? I think it was a Christmas special. I thought it was Richard & Judy's, but it was not. It had red background, red couch, christmas lights, I believe - and he was asked if there is anything he will not joke about, possibly. He quoted someone or so, about how if there is...
They answer what is obviously a spoof question with serious intent.
I have answered hundreds of questions on here completely seriously, but sometimes there are some hilarious questions that deserve frivolous answers and which are obviously, well, just fun!
If you don't then don't read the following ;)
I was standing at a bus stop on O'Connell street. There were two girls beside me talking in Irish to each other. Next thing you know, two local dubliners walk by and hear the two girls talking. One of the dubliners looks at the two girls and says -...
so i want those tricks that you can play on gullible people, like the one where you get them to put their ear on a metal desk, and you bang the desk with your hand really hard so it makes a loud sound in their ear.
or those where you say "look, it says gullible on the ceiling!"
stuff like...
Which one is it?!
Shut up Jim :) that's Moses from Attack the Block - it's a grrrrrreat movie!
Is that an informed answer about him being a prick? Or did you just type his name into google images :) .............something well and truly guaranteed to help you decide he's a prick :)
Prime...
I don't know why but when a guy is funny and makes me laugh.... I become almost obsessed with him....
I've been obsessed with guys that weighed 300+ pounds simply cause they were always making me laugh and had good personalties.
...Pupil: I've overslept.? T: You mean you need to sleep at home too?!
2)Father: You have skipped school to play football. Son: I haven't and I have the fish to prove it!
3) Teacher: When you yawn, you should put your hand to your mouth. Pupil: What and get bitten?
Please why the answers are...
Top 3 examples:
When my sister and I were on the train one evening, she took the ramp and I took the stairs, which meant I got there before her. I knew she would board the closest rail car, so I boarded the furthest one. I knew she would think I didn't make it, so as soon as we made it out of...
I made up a joke about people falling out a roller coasters and having fatalities and everyone though I was sick.
Do you think people with dark/black/grim humour need help?
I don't have any friends.
I also cut and burn myself, and cry at night. I am only ever happy when it is raining and when...
bit? Here's what happened :
The Most Awkward Moment is When?
In a classroom full of teenage women,
I go on teaching Hamlet
with my fly wide open;
As the titterings over
the 'To be'-piece greatly louden,
My soul relands on earth
and the truth I finally ken...
Then, my friends, Then is When...